County Judge race filmed for MTV's Punk'd!

MTV rolls into Nueces County

     Cable network giant MTV has rolled into Nueces County just in time for November elections with one goal in mind:  Getting someone Punk'd!  In what seems to be a heated contest for Nueces County Judge, incumbent Judge Loyd Neal remains completely unaware of the hidden cameras strategically placed around the Nueces County Courthouse since early April.  MTV has plunged head first into American politics to set up one of the biggest, most expensive pranks the cable network has ever orchestrated.

"We have never gone this big. This is going 2 rock! its a DEMO-CRAZY!" said Punk'd host Ashton Kutcher via his Twitter account.  Producer Jonathan Murray and Mary Ellis Bunim were unavailable for comment.

Actress/Opponent "Clarissa Gonzalez"

An B- list actress was hired by Punk'd to portray a character who runs for political office.  "I play a character named Clarissa Gonzalez.  Basically, I run around and just say the most ridiculous things I can think of!  It is so much fun. A lot is unscripted!" says the 17 year old actress.  The stage was set when the actress now known to the local media as "The Chipper Chipmunk" won the spot on the ballot as the Democratic candidate for County Judge in the upcoming November election.

"We have created a character so ridiculous, no one seems to notice that it is a blatant prank.  Sometimes I think she went too far with her artistic freedoms, but people still listen to her talk.  It's hilarious!" says director and head-writer Joe Flores.  "We had an actual mock-debate.  I was cringing the whole time.  It was like watching a train-wreck. Effing hilarious, dude. You have no idea. No idea!"

"I basically play the airhead-type mixed with the pseudo-intellectual.  It's really complicated. I got the idea from Nickelodeon's show 'Clarissa Explains It All' and I try to! LOLZ!" said the young actress via an iChat conversation, who was recently quoted at a forum as saying "I'm from the age of the Internet!  Also, World Peace."

County Judge Incumbent

One man who is not aware of the joke is current Judge Loyd Neal.  "She is doing her thing, I am doing mine." says Neal when asked of his thoughts on his opponents mock-campaign, which he believes is real.  In several mock-interviews with Judge Neal, he claims his opponent may not be able to handle the responsibilities of the office.

"Judge Neal is going to FLIP OUT when I tell him he is being Punk'd!" says Kutcher via Twitter last Saturday, adding "I think he would get it after ALL THE RIDIC things she says!"

-La Bandera