Shamsie changes name of County Court 5 to Candy Land 5!

SPECIAL BREAKING NEWS:

Judge Shamsie unveils new Juvenile Justice Center.

In an unprecedented move, Judge Terry Shamsie unveiled the new and improved Juvenile Justice Center located at 2310 Gollihar Road today to a crowd of very enthusiastic juvenile delinquents.  Also in the audience were the 5 "Golden Citation" ticket holders, who had the special privilege of taking a guided tour of the new facility by Judge Terry Shamsie himself.

"I deal with these types of kids every day, and BELIEVE ME, they get BORED as all heck when they have to come here.  I'm just trying to make it easier for them and the parents.  Nobody wants to come here, but now, why not.  It's kind of cool, if ya thunked about it." says The Judge, with a sly smirk, on his new "state-of-the-tart" facility.  The Judge then proceeded to do a front-somersault on the red carpet and with a tip of his velvet top hat, he announced the opening of "Candy Land Court Of Law 5" to boisterous cheers all around.

Detailed Blueprint of new facility.

"The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!" exclaimed a young man, whose name is witheld, as he licked the newly installed "Flavo-Wallpaper" in the foyer of the new facility.  "Aw I picked up a stupid ol' Burglary of an Automobile charge, or some crud, but now I get to check this s*** out for myself!" he exclaimed.  The new facility also boasts a Chocolate Fountain in the entry, and Gum-Drop ottomans for sitting in the waiting room.  Metal detectors have been replaced with one of Judge Shamsie's own inventions, the Smile detector.  "I have so many ideas...up here," says Shamsie pointing to his brain.  "And in here." he concludes, pointing to his heart.

CPS caseworker Leia Handonma Butterfingers is pleased with the new home for Juvenile Justice and Family Law.  "What these kids needed was a cool place to hang out.  There aren't many places for kids to go in Corpus Christi.  Hopefully the kids can come hang out here, off the streets and out of trouble."

Judge Shamsie counsels a young man.

"Usually the kids come here and just get a slap on the wrist, maybe a hug from us... But this is different.  We can still slap them on the wrist, but this time, its with Bubble Tape!"  says Probation Officer Hershey Kiss.

Parents can expect a quick and easy due process thanks to a special Gondola-style boat that runs through the facility.  "It's quick, and fun as all hell, really.  I got scared at the end, though! But I mean Shamsie is a real nice guy. He crazy as hell though.  We outta here for now." says Leroy Licorice, parent to a child that had cases for Evading Arrest, Disorderly Conduct, and Possession of Marijuana.   All three charges were dismissed today.